Joke : Difference Between Me & My Boss

July 31, 2009 at 8:49 am (work) (, , )

Taken from SNS Joke Section 😛 Funny stuff

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don’t do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating,

When I make a mistake,
I’ am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He’s only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He’s on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview .
When my boss applies for leave,
it’s because he’s overworked

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

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rajin anak mama

July 27, 2009 at 2:25 am (hOt mama, life) (, )

Rajin budak sorang n…baca surah yassin sampai muncung muncung mulOt…

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I know you want me – Pitbull

July 13, 2009 at 11:45 pm (life, work) (, , )

A song that can perk me up…I was thinking of putting this song as a ringing tone..but pk pk balik.. If I was in a meeting then suddenly my phone rings..
” I know you want me..you know I want cha’ depan depan bOss..huahuahua.. mesti awkward

Haha
Its Mr. 305 checkin’ in for the remix,
you know that S 75 Street Brazil?
Well this year gon be called Calle Ocho,
Hahahaha

Que ola cata, Que ola omega
and this how we gon do it

Dale,
one-two-three-four
Uno-do’-tres-cuatro
I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
You know I want cha (want cha)

(Hahaha)
one-two-three-four
Uno-do’-tres-cuatro

Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)
Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere si Rumba (Como?)

Si e’ verdad que tu ere guapa,
Yo te voy a poner gozar
Tu tiene la boca grande
dale ponte a jugar (Como)

one-two-three-four
Uno-do’-tres-cuatro (Woooo-ooo!)

6 to tha clock, on my way to the top uh,
Pit got it locked from brews to the locker,
All I.P uh, big and packer,
That he’s not, but damn he’s hot,
label fly but Pit wont stop,
got her in the car, quit playin’ with his (Como?)
watch him make a movie like Alba Hitch Hock, ha Enjoy Me

[Chorus]:

I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
You know I want cha (want cha)

one-two-three-four
Uno-do’-tres-cuatro

Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)
Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)

Si es verdad que tu ere guapa,
Yo te voy a poner gozar
Tu tiene la boca grande
dale ponte a jugar (Como)

one-two-three-four
Uno-do’-tres-cuatro (Woooo-ooo!)

[Verse 2]:

Mami got an ass like a donkey, with a monkey,
look like King Kong, welcome to the crib,
305 thats what it is,
with a woman down ya s*** dont play games,
they up the chain, and they let her do everythang and anythang, hit tha thang
and they love it gettin’ it in, gettin’ on,
all night long (Dale)

[Chorus]:

I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
You know I want cha (want cha)

one-two-three-four
Uno-do’-tres-cuatro

Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)
Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)

Si es verdad que tu ere guapa,
Yo te voy a poner gozar
Tu tiene la boca grande
dale ponte a jugar (Como)

one-two-three-four
Uno-do’-tres-cuatro

[Verse 3]:

Baby you can get it, if you win it we can play,
baby I got cribs, I got condos we can stay,
even got a king size matress we can lay,
baby I dont care, I dont care, what they say

[Chorus]:

I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
You know I want cha (want cha)

one-two-three-four
Uno-do’-tres-cuatro

Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)
Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)

Si es verdad que tu ere guapa,
Yo te voy a poner gozar
Tu tiene la boca grande
dale ponte a jugar (Como)

one-two-three-four
Uno-do’-tres-cuatro

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Aksi stunt

July 12, 2009 at 11:56 pm (hOt mama, life) (, , , , )

Smalam…aku telah menjadi ‘nangka-busuk-jatuh-yang-jatuh-kaki kat atas’.

I was changing zOey before going out..I was quite in a rush because my hubby was already starting the car etc.. While carrying zOey to the bathroom, somehow I trip over my comforter and lose my balance..I cannot fall face first with my hand because I was holding zOey..kang jadi pancake anak aku kang.. So macam matrix la..pusing then jatuh ass dulu..Manage to keep zOey out of harm in process..(dia jatuh atas aku) tapi giler sakit siot…tau tau nampak ceiling and kaki ku terangkat ke atas .. haha.. giler betul…

ni hari ni bangun badan cam sakit sakit sikit.come to think of it..lama jugak aku tak jatuh…ada dalam 10 tahun or more kot..isk isk isk…

oUh..ni gambar zOey taken last saturday..cheeky girl…today she turns 1 year 3 months!!! yey zOey!!!
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Should you be friends with your ex?

July 9, 2009 at 10:47 am (life) (, , , , , )

I was driving home when I heard an interesting topic being discussed on the radio. The topic was “Should you be friends with your ex?”.

So there were callers calling in telling their experience. Most of them commented that no they should not be friends with their ex. And to my horror, there are a lot of guys/girls who was not available anymore : either married, engaged or committed tends to cheat on their partner with their ex after being friends again with them.

Does this means when people get together again the old feelings will blossom once again? HmmMm… I personally never experience this because after breaking up with my ex-es, most of them got freaky or weird that i dare not keep in touch with them anymore.. he he he… scary tak?

But I’m with them, after hearing the callers experience, I think it is best to leave the past where they should be. Farrr farrr awaaayyyyyyy….

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My expenditure for last week

July 7, 2009 at 9:13 am (life)

Total RM 441.65 !! (please see my older post on $ $ $)

Wow that’s a lot man…well but in my defense, there are a few items that only occurs monthly. If you see my list..most of my items..(rasa macam semua) was spend on food..haha..So kire ok laa kan…I did not spend on meaningless shopping-at-midvalley things.. hehehe

Well done nOami…huhuhuuu…bravO bravO … did i hear standing ovation??? Yes I did!! Thank you thank you..

…macam sewel….

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Interesting Fact

July 5, 2009 at 11:43 pm (life) (, , )

I heard something interesting on the radio today..

Apparently sheep are shrinking because of global warming.. Studies shows that sheep today are smaller by 5% because of the climate change since 1985.

Recycle now or another 20 years sheep will shrink to the size of a cat 😛

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isk..

July 4, 2009 at 4:29 pm (hOt mama, life)

ngantuk..tapi laparr…tapi kalau makan nanti perot buncit makan seblom tido.. and malas nak masak sbb ngantuk… tapi lapar!! warghh dilema sungguh!!

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